I have been abused by my husband!!!?

OMG,my life is like so sucky right now.My dorky husband spends like 12 hours at work,and i have to be at my house with like nobody to help me do stuff,for like,12 hours,and then he gets home,and expects ME to cook for him!!!He is so lazy!!!Guess what he got me for my birthday last week.HE got me one of those Ipod touch things,32 gigabite,and like no songs to put on it.He expects ME to put all the songs on it.I'M the woman.I have menopause,so I shouldn't have to do anything.He's ist too.He thinks I should have responsibilities.HA!I put up my fair share.I'M hot.That should be enough for him.I don't let him see me naked though.No either.I'm too good for that.Whatever.I think I want a divorce.He should go to hell.Whatever.