Why can't members of the public tie a hoodie up when caught in the act of crime?

Only the lowest order of the ranks of any aristocracy tends to find comfort in looking down upon those misfortunate’s downtrodden and suffering at their mercy. True nobility is high minded and rich in spirit sufficient to take great pride in their countryman at all strata of society and ensure all function in their given roles and positions. Unfortunately we have the lowest ranking aristocrats, those lowly toothless immoral worms, who have little else to find solace in than their silver spoon s and plumy accents to differentiate and give distinction between them and their peasantry they deride with such unabashed savagery. When the lowest and highest are one, not to be confused with a God cast into the files and rank of its people, then we have civil unrest, struggle and suffering in the lands rich in milk and honey, of a soulless country and peasants with plums for brain cells. The media conceals the many sins of the festering worms, a veritable Achilles heel for a nation as yet unmated upon as it seeks to denigrate the denizens it desperately requires and berates in similitude. A volcano rumbles, heads will roll, rick is plastered and cannot think with such fortitude and foresight, we say can you feel the love tonght, he says, can you fill my expectations this might, or something like that ...: - )..